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Mister Sandman

By Golf Geek

Nobody liked Mister Sandman,
He was as annoying as a Telecom XT advertisement,
As cunning as a professor at Fox University,
As old as the Himalayas,
As quiet as the Sahara Desert,
Mister Sandman is very creepy,
As creepy as spiders consuming Frankenstein’s bride,
As filthy as a mud hog who has been in a pie fight,
He is an annoying, cunning, creepy, filthy, quiet, old man.

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